Dracula The Original Living Vampire 2022 480p WEB-DL x264
Seriously, this movie plays out like the year 2020 did in total. And I don't mean a movie by that name, I mean the actual year. Seriously, a dumpster fire of biblical proportions. Van Helsing is now a lesbian, because F you, that's why. You do not go into battle against dracula if you're unsure about the existence of freaking monsters, but that doesn't stop Van Helesbiansing there from trying. The vampire character is bad, and I don't mean comical bugs bunny bad, I mean just plain BAD. Terrible acting, horrible sound management, terrible characters, and the story is garbage. Absolutely no proper source material from ANYTHING involving dracula was used, hell I'd have been happy if they used the leslie nielsen movie about dracula as source material, BUT NOPE. This movie pi$$ed me off so badly, I've had to keep removing swears, as the filter isn't allowing them. I don't normally swear when reviewing something, that's how bad this was. Do not waste your time, seriously.
- Jake Herbert
- Christine Prouty
- India Lillie Davies