I've been happily working through my Ingrid Steeger box set and generally being very pleasantly surprised at the content and although The Lustful Turk turned out to be a bit of a turkey, at least the lovely Ingrid's efforts kept the film afloat. Not so here, I'm afraid, partly because she is not given enough to do and all that she is given is what everyone else is given - instructions to strip off lay down on top of each other and pretend to copulate. Wow, what a winner! I can't believe that even in the 70s that either the sex or the silly musketeer buffoonery would have been appreciated, but certainly today this appalling non movie is some endurance test. Ah well can't win them all and the score of two is for the rather surprising but brief whipping scene and for Ingrid peeling back the leaves of the corn on the cob.

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